Hi guys! It’s me, Laddi. 

People keep asking me,  “Laddi, you’re so spooky! What are you going to be for Halloween?” What a stupid question dummy! I’ve already prepared lil’ Jimmothy just for the occasion! Freggie was so jealous that I chose Jimmothy this year, he started crying! What a baby! It’s okay, it’ll be his turn during Christmas.  

To answer your question: I’m going to be a ladybug!

Laddi 

People kept giving me strange looks today on the walk home. It’s like they’ve never seen someone sharpen a knife before!

Stay sharp!

Laddi

Hi guys! It’s me, Laddi. 

I like to call Halloween “Harvest Day” because it’s the day that people come to my door to contribute to the harvest! Why doesn’t everyone call it that? I’m really smart. 

Happy Harvest day!

Laddi

I accidentally ate the finger. Oops!

It’s me, Laddi.

Today I found a bunch of bandaids in the trash! I’m going to put them on my face and be bandaid-face. There’s even a finger attached to one of them! I can’t wait to show everyone at the grocery store my new outfit!

Stay stylish!

Laddi

i have organs to eat